Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL White block text reading "NEGATIVE"

White block text reading "NEGATIVE" arches across the top within a ring of blue stars

Element 119 sits one spot past the last confirmed entry on the periodic table

Arched white serif text reads "CHARGE IT" above centered italic script reading "To The" flanked by small horizontal dashes

Roman Craig's business model is exactly what happens when a guy who mooches vacations discovers drag boats and zero liability insurance

Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALL★AMERICAN BURGER" with red and blue horizontal stripes

Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL White block text reading "NEGATIVE"Vernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.