Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Surf and roller skates perches atop

and roller skates perches atop a wooden signpost

Everyone reads the real word first

Distressed white cursive text reads "Science" above a vintage line-art illustration of a scientist in a lab coat and goggles working at a bench with beakers

Plausible deniability has never had better vintage branding

above bold white block letters reading "SPITSHINE TOMMY'S" and "SHINEBOX INC

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Surf and roller skates perches atopSanta's cookie demands carry the same energy as a loan shark checking in on Christmas Eve. Leaving out milk without cookies is how you end up with coal and a strongly worded letter from the North Pole collections department. The Details: Cream script text reads "Bitch Better Have My" above large bold decorative lettering reading "Cookies" in cream. A vintage posterized illustration of Santa Claus holding a chocolate chip cookie appears in muted red,