Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Red spaced block letters below

Red spaced block letters below read "LANES

Bearing arms takes on a whole new meaning when your suit game is sharp but your claws suggest a hostile workplace environment

Large white outlined serif letters read "LAW" centered below

Distressed white script lettering reads "Bye Felicia" with a hand-lettered retro feel and heavy speckled grunge texture throughout

based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Red spaced block letters belowEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring