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Red comic-book starburst frames bold black hand-drawn text reading "THE PORK-CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters

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3 Storms - Long Sleeve T-Shirt weird science Every meal comes with chopsticksBooking Rain, Thunder, and Lightning as a power trio touring the mystical underworld beneath Chinatown is the most honest concert billing Lo Pan ever approved. Middle management for a cursed sorcerer never looked this electrifying. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Large white brushstroke numeral "3" appears above red script reading "Storms" at the top. Three digital illustrations depict Rain in blue robes at left, Thunder in red