Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL a skull and crossbones

a skull and crossbones

two small orange stars flanking one larger white star

Akron's Rubbernecks took the diamond in 1906

Inspired by Explorers

Flowing white script text reads "Santa" at the top

Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL a skull and crossbonesSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text